What was the person thinking when they discovered cow’s milk was fine for human consumption

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.

Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

I checked to make sure that he was still alive.

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off

If Purple People Eaters are real… where do they find purple people to eat?

I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.