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Sat
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What was the person thinking when they discovered cow’s milk was fine for human consumption

02

Sun
Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them.
To greatly frustrate someone. To drive someone crazy, insane, bonkers, or bananas.

03

Mon
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I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.

04

Tue
If Purple People Eaters are real… where do they find purple people to eat?
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated.

05

Wed
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It's useless to worry about things that already happened and cannot be changed.
Wednesday is hump day, but has anyone asked the camel if he’s happy about it?

06

Thu
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off
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He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.
Last Friday in three week’s time I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands.

07

Fri
When something is about to begin, get serious, or put to the test.
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Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.

08

Sat
Getting sincere about something; applying oneself seriously to a job.

09

Sun
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.